Tue
Jun
9
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday, dear Chery,
Happy Birthday to you!
Even though I know you don’t really want to be 25, at least you are now officially 10 years older than me….how cool is that? Cool, I know. So I just want to say happy birthday again, and tomorrow when we skype to open my lovely present I made for you, I will tell you again, happy happy happy birthday. I love you very much, Cheryl Foodman, Chery, Cher, C-Dizzle, TnCxRock, Cheryderry, Cizzle, CcDizzler, WS, etc.
<3 Happy Birthday again sissy and my most favorite best friend!! I love you!
Fri
May
1
have you ever survey
eaten pig ears: that’s fucking nasty bitch fuck
lost (one) shoe: yepp fell into a pond while I was on the roller coaster
sucked on a rag: every night :] it’s the hottest thing
scored a date with a celebrity: nope
mastered the art of dissemblement: I don’t know what the word means
lied to your parents: of course <3
your friends?: of course
yourself?: of course
mocked someone for something you’d done yourself: yes
sniffed a wet dog: no
stepped on a land mine: no
gotten excommunicated: nope
cursed in a church: I am a jew fucker
repeatedly: I am a jew shit fuck
without meaning to?: Fuck Shit I am a jew
locked yourself out: Yes
gotten locked in the bathroom: Yes
in a foreign country?: No
if yes, which?: N/A
communicated with the dead: No
seen a ghost: When I was four
witnessed a murder: No
attempted suicide: I have no comment on such things like these.
painted with blood: Nope
your blood?: When I was little I use to smear it…does that count?
someone else’s?: Nope
Stolen something worth over 50$: Nope
more than once?: Nope
collected feathers: Nope I was told they have diseases
petted a llama: Nope
ridden a camel: Nope
lorded money over someone else: Nope
attacked someone: Nope
for no reason?: Nope
hit a parent: Yes
been hit by a parent: Yes
run away: Yes to my trampoline
preformed in a circus: Nope
eaten raw egg: Nasty I don’t want to die
gotten lost in a foreign country: Nope
where you didn’t speak the language?: Nope
dressed up your dog: Yes with Build-a-Bear Clothes
dressed up your boyfriend (in your clothes): Kinda, I mean he’s a little too big for my clothes
gotten a canyon in your foot: Nope
been sacked: Uhmm.
lost a bet: Yes
won a bet: Yes
dodged out of a bet: Yes
been stalked: Not really.
stalked someone: Yes ;)
for over a month?: Yes ;) for many years lol
been arrested: Not really, no
been on telly: No
sold drugs: Nope
regularly?: No
been in a film: No
felt up a member of the same sex: No
been felt up by a member of the same sex: No
opposite sex (for each)?: Now I get it… yea
mooned a member of the police force: Nope
run away from a member of the police force: Nope
and escaped?: NA
been a member of the police force: Nope
dated a member of the police force: Nope
cursed out a teacher: Nope
during school hours?: Nope
driven a car: Sitting on my daddy’s lap
driven drunk: Nope
been drunk: Yes
covered your ceiling in postage stamps: Nope
used a sponge instead of your tongue (on lickable stamps)?: Nope
conned a con man/woman: Nope
grafittied: Nope
gotten married: Nope
been chased by a dog: Yes
been bitten by a dog: Yes
been mauled by a dog: Nope
gotten a transplant of any sort: Nope
how about a sex change?: Nope
loved?: Yes
cried in public?: Yes
cried to get out of something?: Yes
cried and laughed at the same time?: Yes
seen two rainbows at once: Nope
gone to a rock concert: Nope
hooked up in the mosh pit: Nope
gotten an injury from the mosh pit: Warped… go die!
shown up to school commando: Nope
… with a skirt?: Nope
… and gotten caught?: Nope
been mugged: No
mugged someone: No
set your bully boys on someone to have a “chat?”: Huh?
mistakenly played footsy with your significant other’s parent: Nope
thrown up in a plane: Nope
been attacked by a goose (geese?): Yes when I was little
swallowed any amount of money: Nope
had refuse flung at you out of windows: Uhhh nope
been the one throwing it?: Nope
thought about your parents having sex? (I just made you very uncomfortable): I don’t have to worry about that
Wed
Apr
15
tumblr = confusingg
I don’t think I was meant to be a tumblr(er) just a twitter(er) if that.
Bring on the laughsss.
